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Quit Demotivational Poster


TRUE STRENGTH -


TAGS: quite a staunch mouse
Rating: 4.72/5

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Bull - March 27, 2011, 3:29 am
I'd have tacked on something like "unless your this little guy, then you're pretty much screwed" at the end.
CaptainBaked - March 26, 2011, 12:13 pm
Ah didn't think of that... Will do next time I might motivate someone! :)
motinet - March 26, 2011, 12:05 pm

Should have posted to MotivationalTwist.com, where all the motivational posters should go


QUIT SMOKING -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes gun addiction
Rating: 4.32/5

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premiumgrade - October 3, 2013, 10:36 am
This is a very insightful poster. Any smoker, or former smoker can relate. The picture is super, too. I don’t know where you found it, but it’s a perfect fit for your text.


COMPROMISE - You pay me just enough to keep me from quiting I'll work just hard enough to not get fired


TAGS: i quit
Rating: 4.8/5

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bricemara - January 13, 2012, 2:55 pm
hey,its new guy


CHERNOBYL - still not a great place to vacation


TAGS: mosquito eating man
Rating: 4.47/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 12, 2011, 12:48 pm
That could also be a**ateague Island, Virginia.


DEFINITION OF QUITTING - Zombie. Dragon. Put Down The Die And Slowly Back Away From The Table...




IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!


TAGS: quit having all that fun dammit
Rating: 4.47/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 10:05 pm
I think I'd be ok with it, if the legs are firmly embedded in the ground and there were a good seatbelt so the kid couldn't possibly fall off (which there isn't now). Then swing away. And, er, don't stand underneath in case of puke.
Feasibly - April 1, 2012, 9:59 pm
The thought of smacking them in the head is disturbing and idiotic in itself. I'd feel more inclined to disassemble the swing instead.
SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Yikes! The parent in me wants to run up and grab idiot number 1 before she falls on her head, then smack all three in the head for being idiots.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 5:16 pm
Love it!


5:00 pm -


TAGS: quittin time
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:54 am
Thanks Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:58 am
Excellent


LIFE IS TOO SHORT -


TAGS: quit whining enjoy
Rating: 4.73/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:50 pm
...and drop by the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:19 am
5 Shawshank Redemptions, just cause I like that line.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 12:23 am

5L nice...i gotta steal that one...lol.


WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION? -




destroying the zika virus -


TAGS: mosquito feminism
Rating: 5/5

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duxrus - August 26, 2016, 5:20 pm
That would be funnier (to this entomologist) if the depicted insect was a mosquito. But still VERY funny!
JesusWept - June 8, 2016, 8:10 am
LMAO!!! Outstanding! XD


NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.


TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am
LOL!


Oversight at the ark -




LOVE -


TAGS: unrequited
Rating: 4.7/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:18 pm
Woah there Charles D1ckens.... I didn't come here to read a novel.
Reverie - June 2, 2011, 7:29 pm
Awww! Sadly though the definition still goes on.


INERTIA -


TAGS: inertia drives forward quit pzy
Rating: 4.68/5

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crankyhead - April 5, 2011, 7:56 pm
5pectacular


SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...




In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north sh**gun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit b****ing and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


TOO LEGIT -




OBSTINATE -


TAGS: bicile idiot to dumb to quit prof
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nice one. You're doing well kay9. Welcome and keep it up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am
5L kay
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:45 am

fantastic


DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.


TAGS: dreams quitting economy achievement
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am
I don't have to give up. I never started.


CHEATING? -




Enjoy what you have -


TAGS: quit watching me eat bacon
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:35 pm
LOL
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 11:16 am
My pups have been trained to have low expectations...ham beats brown glop....for me and him. Thanks Missy
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 11:01 am
Oh come on. Isn't he over reacting just a bit? Now toss in a 5Lice of Havarti...ahhh!


SO MUCH FOR RESOLUTIONS - Okay,okay! I swear... this is my last one!


TAGS: quit smoking resolution broken
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - January 4, 2013, 9:36 am
Congrats Cloudchaser! Awesome accomplishment. 5L?
maoworks2 - January 4, 2013, 8:13 am
Ya,Ya.
CloudchaserS - January 4, 2013, 3:46 am
I sometimes like to use that in place of "doctor" just for fun/to be silly :-)
steve1961 - January 4, 2013, 12:12 am
Congrats, CloudchaserS... ...ummm...Your VETERINARIAN told you???!!!
CloudchaserS - January 3, 2013, 11:47 pm
I used to until my veterinarian told me I have "some emphysema." I was prescribed the antidepressant Xanax to help me quit. My last one was 9dec02
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:49 pm
Yep, he lasted about 1 day longer than me...:(
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:24 pm
Took this guy one day to ditch his "quit smoking" resolution ~ ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


GOODBYE -


TAGS: goodbye ring quitting divorce better
Rating: 4.88/5

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rerun - May 2, 2013, 9:40 pm

excellent


THAT'S IT!!! - I QUIT!!!!!


TAGS: work quit rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:57 pm
I'll "wear" them on me 'ead in protest.
koloheiole - January 18, 2013, 1:21 am
I borrowed the pic from him :)
mariand - January 18, 2013, 1:19 am
lol... that's too much even for rerun


BRING OUT THE DEAD -


TAGS: quitters winners life death
Rating: 4.8/5

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freasy - November 19, 2012, 11:22 am
Probably a democrat Obama voter............
Greybeard - November 18, 2012, 9:15 pm
Thank You all. : )
Greeny - November 18, 2012, 3:14 pm
N1 in so many ways
PapaFox - November 18, 2012, 10:41 am
OMG that pic is so sick, but I'm LOLing my buns off!
MissPriss - November 18, 2012, 10:34 am
Moi! 5L


ADAPTING - Honey...I don't think the DEET will work this year!




WHO'S HUNGRY -




NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL -


TAGS: stayinthegame sinatra noquitting
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - July 7, 2010, 9:00 am
Great one.


I QUIT - When work means doing the same thing everyday, multiple times with no pay or even thanks.... It sucks. Turn around, show your back and walk away.


TAGS: google work pay quit hilaroius
Rating: 4/5

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motifayk - August 21, 2011, 12:34 am
It's been fighting for more than a decade now... fighting to serve us :D ... thanks
mariand - August 20, 2011, 4:18 pm
never give up without fight...5L


GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.




DIVERSITY TRAINING -


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


HINDU PARABLES - You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right?


TAGS: it is quite the sordid tale
Rating: 3.5/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:25 am
See, Noahs Arc finished off the dinosaurs, but what about all the sea reptiles? there you have it.
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 6:47 am
Yes the lazers or lasers as they are refered to as in the parable.
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:47 pm
And lazers?!?!?


Enlightenment -


TAGS: mosquito solve problems without violence
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 10:33 pm
5LMAO.....


Unrequited -


TAGS: unrequited love bubble heart ego
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:45 am
Agreed. 5L
Greeny - February 1, 2014, 10:06 am
Top Notch Kirill 5L


Look At The Forced Smile And Punished Soul -


TAGS: loss calendar quitting
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 25, 2013, 3:27 am

I was a vegan for a while... worst 20 minutes of my life. Luckily, I knew it wouldn't last and had already ordered the steak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2013, 11:02 am
Truth. 5L


Law Of Biomechanics -


TAGS: insects bites itch locations mosquito
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:35 am
Mother Nature's vampires!
MissPriss - June 29, 2013, 12:33 am
Thank you Mr.M!
GaryO - June 28, 2013, 7:34 pm
Dang, and that little sucker has a full tank
motinet - June 28, 2013, 4:16 pm

Brilliant!


Quitting Smoking ? -


TAGS: quit
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - March 14, 2014, 7:05 am
Thanks You All Very Much.
Greeny - March 13, 2014, 10:22 pm
I dunno Mao, you came here - that counts...
GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:31 pm
Love this'n, mao. Surely do.


CALLING IT QUITS - Some seek immortality Others, to be immortal And then there are some who get the 2 mixed up




DAWN AT DUSK -


TAGS: world peace sunrise sunset nonsequiturish
Rating: 4.81/5

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jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
Chompers....sorry
jackripper - August 23, 2010, 2:53 pm
That is Demotivational...or exciting, depending on if you enjoyed the back of Choppers Van


WORD OF ADVICE -


TAGS: quit whining and do work already
Rating: 4.65/5

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jesterer - June 25, 2010, 9:07 pm
No. Just your inablity to mind your own business.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 4:13 pm
I jabbing at all anyone with this one. If you take offense to it your quality and votes probably suck so don't get b****y just get better.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 3:19 pm
I can see why you would take offense to this one jestererererer! Take it easy, you should expect a jab or two as a new member. We don't mean anything by it, consider it an initiation!
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 3:16 pm
A terrible list, eh?
jesterer - June 24, 2010, 2:58 pm
Terriblelist
ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 7:42 pm
Well done Face. Teacher gets 5 apples.
Cubbybear - June 23, 2010, 5:00 pm
LOL...how true 5/5 angry poodles


ADDICTIONS -


TAGS: hard to quit
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:45 pm
Yes Sir Yes Sir !!


LIBERTY WISHES -




Colorado - Land Of Milk And Mosquitoes -


TAGS: colorado hell wtf gross mosquitoes
Rating: 4.5/5

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speedracerred - June 3, 2013, 9:48 pm
Texas is worse now days. I dont wanna go to either.
prideside5 - June 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
Scary. I go there to ski so I haven't encountered that particular problem.


HOOKED ON MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: timothy leary addicted applesauce non sequitur
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - July 7, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** endorphins are always getting me in trouble. 5L
forseti - July 7, 2010, 6:13 pm
wtf TTH?!? I came here to forget reality. Last thing I wanna see is a reminder... 5 h***ers
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:06 pm
I hate thias poster, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
I I I I I I I I I sssswwwweeaaarrrrr immmm not addicted. I can quit when ever i want, i promise. 5L


no tunnels -




I-PHONE APPS - finally one that doesn't suck! (Thanks for the inspiration Mr. Jobs!)




HAPPINESS -


TAGS: tea bisquits happiness
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bolverk3778 - January 20, 2013, 11:09 am
Not to sure but from what I can gather from american friends your bisquits as similar to a scone but fluffier. Seems weird to me that you eat these with gravy, which is not the same as its UK equivalent.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:53 pm
French Roast with a splash of vanilla Torani™ and a glazed donut.
GaryO - January 18, 2013, 8:38 am
So it’s true, when my UK friends talk about bisquits (biscuits?), they’re really talking about cookies…so what do they call bisquits? I prefer a good cup of black coffee, and a plain cake donut…but really tidy, thought provoking poster. 5L
ipaprime - January 18, 2013, 7:43 am
h** chocolate and cookies
Silverheart - January 17, 2013, 11:49 pm

Hmmm... That does sound good, but I'll stick to my Coffee and some Cookies.


MESSAGE SENT - Message received


TAGS: quit squawking
Rating: 3.94/5

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lou - December 8, 2009, 9:19 pm
I always thought it added insult to injury when I dip chicken cutlets into egg before breading them.
BoneCD - December 7, 2009, 7:32 pm
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 2:24 am
LOL Derek
Derek - December 7, 2009, 2:23 am
Uhhhh ohhhhkay, I won't repeat what you said to "sweety-pie" on the phone


I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a d*** good sh** but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

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Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster a**ignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch b***on on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


mosquito prevention -




MOSQUITOS - They can suck it.




FRIDAY -




OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST -




Afraid of heights -


TAGS: women orders practice quit men pedestals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 3:48 pm
Selfie...what are they called...poles?...surprisingly have many more uses than you'd think.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:24 am
Alas for you guys, Cern, we discovered pants! They're much more comfortable!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:05 am
Also, it's easier to look up the skirt when they are on a pedestal
MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 1:38 am
t.e.e.h.e.e.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
s.k.i.r.t (this is getting absurd)
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:44 pm
sadly, up***** got tougher


Bad Habits -


TAGS: quit smoking deal spouses ***
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after ***...hmmm, I should check


UNREQUITED LOVE -




HE'S NOT ALONE -


TAGS: oj simpson acquitted murder guilty
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:37 pm

I get that all the time.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:26 pm
You're getting me EXCITED!!!!!
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:24 pm

My vassals will accompany you to the rack. Not the one with a mattress; the one with turnbuckles and ropes.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:18 pm
I beg forgiveness...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm

Tsk Tsk. Never poke a mod. Fabulous turns to f$@ked in the blink of an eye.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:57 pm
Glad you liked it! (It was "fabulous," before I was forced to alter it.) But it's OK...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:42 pm

Fabulous! Welcome aboard!


Double Dirty Dog Dare 'Ya -




I Quit! -


TAGS: quitting addictions smoking turkey
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 5, 2015, 5:33 pm
Teehee...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 5, 2015, 11:12 am
You most likely roll a turkey AFTER its dead, otherwise the just put up a hell of a struggle :-D
MissPriss - January 4, 2015, 6:53 pm
That 'sod depends on what turkey you're talking about. The leftovers from Thanksgiving (Oct. 13 up here) or Christmas. Question...how do I roll turkey?
Oldsod - January 4, 2015, 6:19 pm
Now, Prissy...everybody loves smoked turkey...


Mosquitos -


TAGS: mosquitos diet
Rating: 4.93/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:56 pm
Unfortunately, yes. But the Peanut b***er was OK...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:52 pm
You tried it? LOL!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:50 pm
I urge you to visit those places I mentioned, especially KY, where they make that awful-tasting jelly...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 8:20 pm
Different part of the country. I've only been to Tenn. for 8 wks (Memphis). That's it for that section.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:12 pm
They are in NC, SC, KY, TN & GA (where my kinfolk live), respectfully...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:56 pm
The tiny ones aren't skeeters
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:52 pm
This reminds me of the two kinds of "skeeters" in "Nawlins" LA. Those that are tiny enough to fly through the holes in a screen door, and those that are large enough to OPEN the screen door.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:20 am
Thanks, guys!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:19 am
LOL, JW! Now there's a scary thought! Can you imagine how loud that annoying buzz would be?
JesusWept - August 21, 2015, 2:28 pm
We would have mosquitos the size of whales XD L L L L L
concern3 - August 21, 2015, 3:22 am
Excellent question a 5er
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2015, 1:08 am
Get on it, gene-splicers.


Win-Win -


TAGS: quit smoking cigarettes anxiety calendar
Rating: 4.75/5

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concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:58 am
A 5er
GaryO - January 17, 2016, 12:56 pm
wol!! (wheezing out loud)
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:41 pm
Brilliant!!


quitting? -


TAGS: quit smoking use french fries
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:28 am
Me neither Prissy. I'd just find a new bad habit! LOL!
MissPriss - July 2, 2015, 3:14 am
I'll never quit...either of 'em! What doesn't kill ya leaves you with cholesterol and a bad cough.


entitlement -




Mannequin -


TAGS: i mean seriously how bad does it have to be for a gosh darn mannequin to call it quits
Rating: 4.2/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:49 pm
LOL! She's falling/lying down on the job! 5 L!


Quit Smoking -




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